Creative vegetabling

So the boss leaves a box of decorations out and asks the night shift to decorate the office. Nobody here wanted to do it because they are all mad at him. I figured this might be my only chance to do something creative at work so I jumped on it.

There were a ton of these fake vegetables. I don't know what normal people do with fake vegetables, but I made everyone a Computer Buddy. Mine is a Vegetable Monster. I also made a witch, a ghost (covered in whiteout), and a werewolf.

I also made a display for my bosses door that involves a squash and two acorns. I wonder if he'll find all this as funny as I do.

Office Ass-kissing

So here's a question...How is it that the person who is consistently a good employee (always on time, works independently, never causes strife with other coworkers) is the one who gets shafted on a regular basis? And the guy who is a whiny, kiss-ass little bitch is the one who gets what he wants? Seriously, I want to know. How is the good employee ever supposed to get ahead in life? Without all the ass-kissing and bitching and being an obnoxious know-it-all?
And furthermore, why do people who are married think their time is more important than non-married people (oh, I can't work late, I won't get to see my wife, boo hoo)? I can understand if you are a parent, your children sort of need you. But just because you have a peice of paper that legally binds you to another person does not make you some kind of instant royalty. And beyond that, how does a whiny know-it-all even find somebody to marry? Seriously, did she lose a bet?